Cuntry

To The Manor Porn??? is the quintessential porno spectacular about upper class knobs and twats in the ???cuntry???. Meet Martin and Martha Muck, a fabulously wealthy couple who live at Dribble Manor. With time on their hands and filth on their minds they are constantly dreaming up ways of satisfying their wanton lust! Whether it be with their new maid Fanny, or other members of the ???ariscockracy??? they stop at nothing to quench their desires. This afternoon Martin???s sister Sophie is bringing her best friend Tamara down for tea. Fortunately, Tamara leaves her manners at home and Martin shows her ???Dickens??? in the Library. Meanwhile in the bathroom, Sophie discovers the delights of Martha???s ???cuntry??? seat! Not content with just Martin???s knob, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom. What ensues is an absolutely fabulous double-ended dildo session that makes a cucumber sandwich look like the fish of the day! After the afternoon???s ???sexcursions??? Martin and Martha entertain their friends Simon and Sarah Stiff for dinner. Amongst the beautiful pictures, tapestries and statues of their wonderful manor??? the Mucks and the Stiffs ???suck, fuck and buck??? their way through the final scene which culminates in two terrific cum shots that will rock your ancestral meat to the hardcore!!

They said they had nothing to declare...they lied! Welcome to the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where 'Uniform' meets 'Licence to Probe'. A couple of right horny customs officers have been called in for a big debrief with their hot lady boss. Dissatisfied with their efforts, she whips them into action. Dispensing with the guy she administers further discipline to a female officer's simpering pussy, driving her point home with her favourite nightstick! Back on duty, one randy officer suspects Donna Marie of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her claim they're souvenirs, he plies her various orifices with the tools of his trade to convince himself of her innocence! Meanwhile upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, two dirty girls enjoy some pre-flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to the phrase 'Deep Vein Thrombosis'! Back in the Customs hall there are some rather pressing VAT issues to deal with. Unhappy with a quantity of Italian shoes, our girl in uniform makes the passenger pay off the excess in unique ways. Struggling to keep up with the maths, this willing victim is taken to limits that will bring tears to your eyes! Finally, late arriving passenger Angel Long arouses the interest of the Chief Immigration Officer - intensive probing from his team and their members is required to determine her 'cuntry' of origin. Slipping her in the back entrance, it's eventually decided that they're very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport 'Double Entry'!!

Upper class twats in super hardcore action! Pure posh filth! Meet Martin and Martha Muck, both nymphomaniacs and fabulously wealthy. With time on their hands and filth on their minds they are constantly dreaming up ways of satisfying their wanton lust! Whether it be with their new maid Fanny, or other members of the ariscockracy they stop at nothing to quench their desires. This afternoon Martin's sister Sophie is bringing her best friend Tamara down for tea. Fortunately, Tamara leaves her manners at home and Martin shows her Dickens in the Library. Meanwhile in the bathroom, Sophie discovers the delights of Martha's cuntry seat! Not content with just Martin's knob, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom. What ensues is an absolutely fabulous double-ended dildo session! After the afternoon's sexcursions Martin and Martha entertain their friends Simon and Sarah Stiff for dinner. Amongst the beautiful pictures, tapestries and statues of their wonderful manor... the Mucks and the Stiffs suck, fuck and buck their way through the final scene which culminates in two terrific cum shots that will rock your ancestral meat to the hardcore!!

Ever been stopped at Customs and thought ???Oi Oi! - Is it the size of my package or are they just pleased to see me???? Welcome to the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where ???Uniform??? meets ???Licence to Probe???. Officers Groper and Grinder, a couple of right horny fascists, have been called in for a big debrief with their boss Miss Domina Trix. She reminds them of the cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise ??? ???To Persecute The Travelling Public??? and ???To Tamper With People???s Packages???!Dissatisfied with their efforts, Miss Domina Trix whips them into action. Having dispensed with Officer Grinder???s er???grinder, Miss Trix administers further discipline to Officer Groper???s simpering pussy, driving her point home with her favourite ???fascito??? nightstick! Back on duty, Grinder gets his hands dirty with Miss Chelsea Fista, whom he suspects of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her claim they???re souvenirs for her Aunt, he plies her various orifices with the tools of his trade to convince himself of her innocence! Meanwhile upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, Mi le High and Elena Cross Czech enjoy some pre- flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to the phrase ???Deep Vein Thrombosis???! Back in the Customs hall Groper has some rather pressing VAT issues to deal with. Unhappy with a quantity of Italian shoes, Groper makes the passenger pay off the excess in unique ways. Struggling to keep up with the maths, Groper???s willing victim is taken to limits that will bring tears to your eyes! Finally, late arriving passenger Miss Anna Spunja arouses the interest of Chief Immigration Officer, Mr Hindrance. Intensive probing is required to determine her ???cuntry??? of origin. Slipping her in the back entrance, Groper & Hindrance eventually decide that they???re very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport ???Double Entry???!!

Scene 1: Brandy and Monique Dane Today voluptuous Janet Birch is holding an open casting session and the horny hopefuls are queuing up outside. Joe attempts to plumb Janet with some deep questions but Janet only has eyes for Brandy, an intoxicating little minx in heels and thong. Janet struggles to keep her professionalism in check and her legs tightly crossed. Scene 2: Belle and Sasha What's the most dangerous thing in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her to the NAFFY. Scene 3: Karina Clarke and Taylor Miss Hap is suffering at the hands of manager Miss Placed as the latter implements Miss Anal's new internal policies. Miss Hap dreams of her revenge and roles are reversed as Miss Hap administers severe sexual punishment ordained by the Masonic Lodge of Secretaries, to Miss Placed for being a complete cunt. Scene 4: Kellie Marie and Mandy Joe De Grecco interrupts Sam and Kelly who are regulars on the swinging scene and finds out exactly what inspired them to become swingers and discovers that Sam has a penchant for checking out people's interiors! Nosey Parker!! Scene 5: Sadie and Tia Door-to-Door salespeople are parasites at the best of times. They prey on the Elderly and the insanely bored, selling them things that they will never use. Scene 6: Ashley Long, Barbara, Jessica Loveitt, Sandie Caine, Natalia The Club are 'beaver'-ing away in their hideout preparing for the latest job, but first they have to educate a new recruit in their nefarious ways. Scene 7: Angel Long, Sadie, Majella Sophie discovers the delights of Martha's 'cuntry' seat! Not content with just Martin's knob, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom.