Martha

Upper class twats in super hardcore action! Pure posh filth! Meet Martin and Martha Muck, both nymphomaniacs and fabulously wealthy. With time on their hands and filth on their minds they are constantly dreaming up ways of satisfying their wanton lust! Whether it be with their new maid Fanny, or other members of the ariscockracy they stop at nothing to quench their desires. This afternoon Martin's sister Sophie is bringing her best friend Tamara down for tea. Fortunately, Tamara leaves her manners at home and Martin shows her Dickens in the Library. Meanwhile in the bathroom, Sophie discovers the delights of Martha's cuntry seat! Not content with just Martin's knob, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom. What ensues is an absolutely fabulous double-ended dildo session! After the afternoon's sexcursions Martin and Martha entertain their friends Simon and Sarah Stiff for dinner. Amongst the beautiful pictures, tapestries and statues of their wonderful manor... the Mucks and the Stiffs suck, fuck and buck their way through the final scene which culminates in two terrific cum shots that will rock your ancestral meat to the hardcore!!

We never would have guessed that Johnny Toxic was harboring a Martha Stewart fixation, but here he is observing tradition by hosting a Valentine's Day party - Toxic-style. Ensconced in a stark office high above the San Fernando Valley, Johnny and his guests cheerfully stain the brand-new couches with lube and bodily fluids, to fairly hot effect. As far as orgy tapes go, the usual hurdles apply - namely, that there's too much going on at once to focus on just one great coupling or tripling. Notably, Candy Apples makes the most of her time on-camera in a threeway with Johnny and Candy Hill; Hill lets Johnny go to town in her asshole; and Raquel DeVine proves comic relief while waiting for Muff Daddy to pop with some ridiculous comments that send him running away from the camera in hysterics.

If Martha Washington looked like luscious star Annette Haven, our history books would probably read like the Kama Sutra. Spirit of Seventy Sex is a playful, tongue-in-cheek romp backward in time, but giant steps forward in eroticism. It's a costume piece with wardrobe mostly from the Garden of Eden. Annette Haven is outrageously beautiful and maddeningly alluring, and even if this outstandingly humorous and sexy movie was filmed two centuries ago, it would still be a hit.

Scene 1: Brandy and Monique Dane Today voluptuous Janet Birch is holding an open casting session and the horny hopefuls are queuing up outside. Joe attempts to plumb Janet with some deep questions but Janet only has eyes for Brandy, an intoxicating little minx in heels and thong. Janet struggles to keep her professionalism in check and her legs tightly crossed. Scene 2: Belle and Sasha What's the most dangerous thing in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her to the NAFFY. Scene 3: Karina Clarke and Taylor Miss Hap is suffering at the hands of manager Miss Placed as the latter implements Miss Anal's new internal policies. Miss Hap dreams of her revenge and roles are reversed as Miss Hap administers severe sexual punishment ordained by the Masonic Lodge of Secretaries, to Miss Placed for being a complete cunt. Scene 4: Kellie Marie and Mandy Joe De Grecco interrupts Sam and Kelly who are regulars on the swinging scene and finds out exactly what inspired them to become swingers and discovers that Sam has a penchant for checking out people's interiors! Nosey Parker!! Scene 5: Sadie and Tia Door-to-Door salespeople are parasites at the best of times. They prey on the Elderly and the insanely bored, selling them things that they will never use. Scene 6: Ashley Long, Barbara, Jessica Loveitt, Sandie Caine, Natalia The Club are 'beaver'-ing away in their hideout preparing for the latest job, but first they have to educate a new recruit in their nefarious ways. Scene 7: Angel Long, Sadie, Majella Sophie discovers the delights of Martha's 'cuntry' seat! Not content with just Martin's knob, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom.