Ron Jeremy Is The Magic Sex...

The good thing about the female performers is their natural bodies. No implants, no nose jobs; just wonderful real tits--and bleached hair, but that beats fake boobs any day. The champ is Dana Lynn, who looks so cute here. That petite body of hers and those small, pointing up tits are such a turn on. Cheesy. It was shot in s single house in less than 24 hours judging by the amount of semen spurt by the male leads. I don't think this video qualifies for a plot. It starts out with a narrator talking about San Francisco being full of deviancy in a kind of Dragnet way, so you get the impression that this is a police spoof. But nothing happens. the first hint of a plot happens after the first scene with Ray Victory. Ron Jeremy calls him and Don Fernando because, in a billiards accident, Ron accidentally put a ball inside Danna's pussy. So Ray and Don are there to take care of the problem by taking the ball out. Can you see how stupid this video is? GIMME A FREAKING BREAK! THAT'S NOT A PLOT! That's not even related to detectives! After this the "story" continues with Ron tellilng the story of the billiards ball to another girlfriend, and from there on the video gets stupider by the minute. Oh well, at least most of the sex was somewhat good. Average. The one thing that did turn me on were the natural bodies of the girls in the video. Still, the sex doesn't really gell. In the very first scene there's an oprtunity for a facial, but it's spoiled because, first of all, Ray Victory spurts a load so pathetic you'll feel SUPERIOR next to him--this same pathetic load shooting happens again with all of the rest of the male leads. So in the end what could have been a facial was nothing more than a girl rubbing a dry D**K on her face. Quite disapointing. Dana Lynn. She's just so cute. Petite, slim, and with the cutest tits since Shauna Grant, she's one sight to be seen. Too bad she bleached her hair. I liked her better with her brown natural color. The sad attempt at a plot. I know; who gives a crap about a plot in a porno vide

This is Kelly Kickass, and welcome to her show! My guests this week include sexy punk rocker Felix Vicious, Latina superstar Lola and the one and only Ron Jeremy. Anything can happen on her show and it usually does. Sometimes people ask, Kelly, don't you ever get tired of all that sex? Men, women, you big slut, you do them all! That's right! She does them all. Why? Because she loves sex. If you love sex and porn stars, then you've tuned into the right show.

Vivian, a brand new sex star, teams up with debutante master Edward Powers to give you the hottest anal sex scene ever shot. Then, the two narrate 2 other amateur sex vids Vivian has just done the day before. Cumisha, the best anal sex slut in the adult industry teams up with Vivian to fuck and suck off 10 guys Twice!!! First one V then the other. What a facial cum bath!!!

Demure Danielle as a domina? It had to happen! When a couple of studs get too arrogant, the luscious sex kitten and her foxy girlfriends teach them a memorable lesson. B&D doesn't get hotter than this: (Featuring Ron Jeremy in drag)

Too Much Too Soon' is filled with so mush lust and passion you may not have the energy to even think about sex for days. An arousing tale about the sexual awakening of Cindy, succulent and saucy adolescent who begins her sex education outside the class and graduates into the sizzling world of eroticism.

Elizabeth and Ron - Ron's wife has her girlfriend Elizabeth, visit them. Elizabeth is very interested in Ron's sexual prowess, after being subjected to wifey's continuous bragging. That morning Ron is cornered in the bathroom by Elizabeth, and the truth literally comes out. "Toy and Chuck - Chuck invites his girl's best friend over to discuss a personal problem. Although Toy is not easily conned, she agrees to help him overcome his problem. The problem? Having never experienced a blow job. "Teresa and F.M. - Jack has finally decided to work-out, so he invites F.M. over to assist him. Jack the procrastinator, decides to make a trip to the store first, leaving F.M., alone with his sex-starved wife Teresa. Needless to say F.M. comes under horny attack. "Jasmine and Jimmy - Jimmy has been told by his mom that her friend Jasmine, needs help moving to a new apartment. Arriving at Jasmine's home Jimmy is prepared to assist with just that. However, Jasmine has some very creative ???movement??? plans of her own

Get ready to feast your eyes on the extremely lovely Jessica Fox. Jessie and I begin by taking a trip up to inspiration point in my car. After Jess has me for lunch, we cruise back and she joins Ron for 10 inches of dessert! Later on, Rocco and Danielle finally finish what they had started in my last tape, and believe me, by the time they're done, you'll be finished too. In addition to all the hot sex that's packed into this feature, I also received plenty of home videos in the mail, so you can look forward to seeing some of those here. There are plenty more hot scenes in this two-hour feature, but you'll just have to see all the nasty things going on for yourself. Enjoy! - Seymore Butts

This Fast paced romp thru the 80's revolves around a scheme cooked up by Valley Girls Shaun Michelle & Becky Savage. They realize that older Valley men will pay top $$ for young cuties so they recruit 4 young nymphettes, give them an oral lesson with John Holmes as the prop. After this lesson they are cute loose on the streets. Scene after scene of totally cranking sex. A steamy hot tub tryst and a lovely lady as a "t" rounds out this fiery frolic. See why the 80's rocked Dude!

Wacky private detectives Steven St. Croix and Jonathan Morgan head to Scotland, where they investigate the strangest case of their careers. The critics rave that Celeste is wild, uninhibited and supremely nasty...good for a serious rewind session...The TT Boy and Sahara sex plunge finale is awards worthy!" Haunted Nights won many AVN Awards, including Best Video. Directed by Jim Enright."

This is a very hot sex film from the sexually charged interviews to the outdoor action The best part of this film is the balcony scene when a georgeous girl in a short dress lifts her skirt and teases her man until he does her right on the balcony. Ron Jeremy is a very good actor and brings comedy to the films he makes. But he is getting a little chunky for this type of gig.