The Sex Detective

A just married couple is kidnapped by the Count. The woman is given a tongue bath and the husband is carted off by the chauffeur and given a penis-ectomy. The organ is then presented to a witch who also helps the Count. Meanwhile, a detective has been hired by the bride's parents to find them. The Count has sex with the kidnapped bride and ejaculates into a cup which is then given to the witch, who mixes it up with some chemicals and gives it to the Count to drink. The count then goes out for a ride and spots Carol. He decides that she's the one for him. He sends the chauffeur up to give her a ring, which he later uses the ring to bring her to his lair. The detective has since been captured by the Count and "milked of his juices" which is deposited in the same wine glass that the count used before. The witch again mixes the contents into a cocktail for the Count. He drinks it, then changes his mind about Carol (poor thing!) and runs over to the tied up detective and declares his undying love.

The good thing about the female performers is their natural bodies. No implants, no nose jobs; just wonderful real tits--and bleached hair, but that beats fake boobs any day. The champ is Dana Lynn, who looks so cute here. That petite body of hers and those small, pointing up tits are such a turn on. Cheesy. It was shot in s single house in less than 24 hours judging by the amount of semen spurt by the male leads. I don't think this video qualifies for a plot. It starts out with a narrator talking about San Francisco being full of deviancy in a kind of Dragnet way, so you get the impression that this is a police spoof. But nothing happens. the first hint of a plot happens after the first scene with Ray Victory. Ron Jeremy calls him and Don Fernando because, in a billiards accident, Ron accidentally put a ball inside Danna's pussy. So Ray and Don are there to take care of the problem by taking the ball out. Can you see how stupid this video is? GIMME A FREAKING BREAK! THAT'S NOT A PLOT! That's not even related to detectives! After this the "story" continues with Ron tellilng the story of the billiards ball to another girlfriend, and from there on the video gets stupider by the minute. Oh well, at least most of the sex was somewhat good. Average. The one thing that did turn me on were the natural bodies of the girls in the video. Still, the sex doesn't really gell. In the very first scene there's an oprtunity for a facial, but it's spoiled because, first of all, Ray Victory spurts a load so pathetic you'll feel SUPERIOR next to him--this same pathetic load shooting happens again with all of the rest of the male leads. So in the end what could have been a facial was nothing more than a girl rubbing a dry D**K on her face. Quite disapointing. Dana Lynn. She's just so cute. Petite, slim, and with the cutest tits since Shauna Grant, she's one sight to be seen. Too bad she bleached her hair. I liked her better with her brown natural color. The sad attempt at a plot. I know; who gives a crap about a plot in a porno vide

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There has been an armed robbery and three hardened criminals are now on the run. Hot on their trail is detective Rod Fontana, a crack crime fighter whose sleuthing skills are incomparable. He follows the trail of the stick-up men into some of the beach community's hottest alcoves, and encounters a bevy of gorgeous young lifeguards, all of whom are more than happy to do their part to help him solve the case ? or merely to help ease his frayed and frazzled nerves. He gets some help from French cop Liza harper, who is more than professionally interested in Rod's ?case.? The sex here is blistering from end to end, which figures given the magnitude of the talent on hand here. Especially hot are the performances turned in by Amber Michaels, Temptress and the incredibly depraved Ms. Harper.

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