Tongue in Cheek

If Martha Washington looked like luscious star Annette Haven, our history books would probably read like the Kama Sutra. Spirit of Seventy Sex is a playful, tongue-in-cheek romp backward in time, but giant steps forward in eroticism. It's a costume piece with wardrobe mostly from the Garden of Eden. Annette Haven is outrageously beautiful and maddeningly alluring, and even if this outstandingly humorous and sexy movie was filmed two centuries ago, it would still be a hit.

Kristara Barrington turns in one of her most memorable performances ever in this searing 1985 take-off of "The Big Chill". The video is classic '80's stuff, tongue-in-cheek and playful while delivering plenty of scorching action. Fans of rear entry romping will love the feverish Tiffany Blake threeway with a pair of hard-charging hunks, in which both guys sample her naughty regions. Susan Hart is simply stunning in this video showing why she is one of the best oral gobblers ever on screen! All in all, this one's a successful send-up of the mainstream hit, and a must-see for fans of Kristara's. Her four scenes show her to be one of the most sex-crazed strumpets of her - or any - day!

A Fat Beef Jerky goes down easy & wads a spot on ''Princess''s memory. A Petite fine brown frame swirls her tongue around the giant projectile. I talk dirty to her so she gets the ball-busting award. She butters the Jones with her supple tongue & works jism out of the top, wraps the cum around her fingertips and mellows out. My new girlfriend ''Chocolate Kiss'', wanted to go fishing for big tuna. "I got one right here," I exclaimed. So I popped one down her throat. Big thick lips stuck to fat white cock excite her. She does her own brand of slopping the dangler. She works the slider & licks taste from her fingers to joint, slurpy durpy. She moans politely but yearns to strike oil. She grabs her peach tree & shakes it. Another braided tongue grabber ''Lil'' Ass'' with new found skills wraps precious lips around the bacon, oozing her own flow on it. She rides back & forth. Makes a mean face for a mean blow jobber. She''s prowling the craters of my dick with her tongue. An oozer & a grabber she needs it to spit so she''ll get h''ordourves to the main feast. She fears the worst volcanic eruption. A corn rolled momma, ''Poo-Poo'', sticks to head suckin''. A lazy girl by nature she doesn''t want to bob her head too hard up & back. She just rides the tip & wraps tight lip, you see. Applying just the right pressure, she gets it rock hard & her look''s so sincere. It melts in her mouth & pops in her hand. With her nervous giggle she hopes her boyfriend never sees the De Troit falls. All close-up in yo'' Face ORAL-SEX from the girls, some never before gave oral, gagging on an oversized white, fat, fleshy, stiff PENIS. Featuring sloppy wet facials, large streams of cum flying everywhere with meteoric velocity & direction: up her nose, on her chin, her cheeks, in her hair, on the camera lens, spurting out of the FLESH CUM HYDRANT, in all scenes. Some choke, others gurgle, then up it cums. Others yet still drink it down like soda pop.

Everyone knows fat girls are easy and these cute little chubbettes are just dying to take it up the butt! Spread those plump, round cheeks and dive right in! What's that? You're not ready yet? Don't worry they can play with themselves while you watch them and then shoot your load of cum right across their waiting tongue!

All BRAND NEW Footage with new girl''s never before seen. A Sweet English Rocker/singer/drummer ''Sherrie'' beats the drum slowly then faster to the beat of the heat warming & stiffening up a boner in true form. Her flyaway blonde hair is ''bay-watch type'' & next she''ll try a mud cake on her face. But she loves to drink a potion of cum with all its protein & gurgle it out of her pretty thin line lips she got at the store. ''Margarita'' a hot Latin number gets back from the bean fields & feels the urge to lick & suck a big burrito. She does it in style with particular attention to the fat head that soothes her lips like lip balm ''Diane'' who flew in from Russia & her arms are still tired but her mouth isn''t. She gets right busy planting her two lips on ''Jonsey from Holmsey''. She dances on the cock shifting her body as her mood changes, tickling her fancy, makes her body yearn for stiff penis in her envelope #9. She stares at this large worm in total disbelief. "Am I dreaming? she thinks, & goes on about the business of milking the sperm hydrant. She rubs it in her face like some new Revlon product. A sweet Virginia ham ''Gabby'' does her 1st video & oral at that. Darting brown eyes surveys the long stiff stem as she pumps her neck muscles to keep in stroke Her eyes bulge almost as wide as the veins in the fat juicy wet dick tickling her tongue & innermost throat. Saliva paves the way as she clamps her jaws down & squeezes fresh ozone from the love zone bone#1. All close-up in yo'' Face ORAL-SEX from the girls, some never before gave oral, gagging on an oversized white, fat, fleshy, stiff PENIS. Featuring sloppy wet facials, large streams of cum flying everywhere with meteoric velocity & direction: up her nose, on her chin, her cheeks, in her hair, on the camera lens, spurting out of the FLESH CUM HYDRANT, in all scenes. Some choke, others gurgle, then up it cums. Others yet still drink it down like soda pop.

For the first time in history, notorious does the impossible. The quadruple penetration!Hi Baby,I know you've been watching my Ass. Lusting at the chance of grabbing it and pulling my cheeks wide exposing my sweet, tight winking butthole to your flickering tongue. Go ahead, squeeze my ass, lick me, probe me with your finger! Get your hard cock ready to stuff me balls deep up my ass. Bang me till you're ready to explode! Then let me clean your cock off as you cum in my mouth. After all, that's what my ass is for!Love,MissyGreetings my little slaves,So you want to bang my ass? You play on my terms. I control the bedroom. I'll be the nastiest little slut you've ever been with or your worst nightmare! But, just FUCK MY ASS!Nena CherryAVN Award Nominee for Best Anal-Themed Series

Can you feel it, hombre? No, it's not an earthquake. It's a five pack of crazy, sexed up Latinas rockin' your gringo world. It's that ache you get in the pit of your stomach when a pair of big brown butt cheeks are gyrating in your face. The smell of pussy salsa as a chica dunks your nose into her dripping snatch. The taste of a crinkled asshole against your probing tongue. Big fat tits with nipples ready to pop off like tasty brown bullets. Hold on tight, amigo, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Gigsy and Honey: It started out as a walk in the woods, and ended like a dream. Toys in the woods never seemed so much fun. Cumisha: Cumisha starts her come back in this tongue and cheek Dream sequence with her new husband. Watch the porn star show her hubby why she is the best cock sucker in the movies. Pua Lei: Enjoy Pua Lei in her first ever, porn film. This hot local girl may not be well known right now but she is on her way. This big -breasted hot- blooded woman can make any man cry. Although her first flick, this girl shows no signs of being shy and can take all Dave tries to give her. Leanni Lei: On this porn queens first visit to the islands, she turns a routine photo shoot into a party. From the beach to the jungle, watch Leannis photo shoot turn into some jungle loven.

Don't go into this one expecting to see any masked men or silver bullets. The mystifying title notwithstanding, this one is actually about busty Southern belle Cyndee Summers, who runs a resort designed for single women to meet available men. But when a trio of luscious ladies shows up at the resort, it seems there are no men present. Cyndee tells them about how she caught her husband Herschel Savage dilly-dallying with one of the female guests and subsequently barred all men from the area. Needless to say, Cyndee's resort is now about to go under. So instead of actually hooking up with any guys, the gals sit around and dream up spicy sexual encounters and regale one another with their lusty tales. Sweet Tami Lee Curtis dreams that she was the one to romp with Herschel in a steamy segment, while Sheri St. Clair cooks up naked cowboy Jerry Butler to play with. The third sex-mad cutie fantasizes about Brandon Harris, who finds himself in a fantasy-fueled threesome with a couple of the gals. In the end, Herschel shows up and begs forgiveness, ending up in the clinch with Cyndee again. Fast-paced and tongue-in-cheek, this one is a rip-roaring dose of pure 80s hardcore, populated by some of the most naturally nubile young strumpets of the time.

From the low lying trenches of the mushroom caves all the way to the tip of a plumber's crack, Shy's chicas take cum all over their tongues in this hilarious xxx catastrophe! There is so much cum on these Latina Tongues, they will gain 10 pounds slurping it all down. But they still want more, thats what's so great about these sluts!